[Jacob the Angry Liar]

God created Man in His own image (Genesis 1:27). However, I interpret this loosely, as Man has so much variation, particularly in color what with all these negros and such we have running around these days, that God could not have created Man precisely in His own image, but rather a loose template based on his general appearance. This can not include color. Because of this, the color of Man is no indication of the color of God. To determine that, we must use other logic.

God can only be one color, and the only color that makes sense for Him to be of is white. How could He be black? I refuse to accept that. Furthermore, the mother Mary must have been light-skinned as well, because a wise and all-knowing God would not have chosen a dark-skinned woman to impregnate. Having two light-skinned parents would generally cause a man to have light skin. Jesus had to have been white.