[DolliMoans]

In response to thread title, I say hold a phial and catch the issue to send to Landover Semenology Labs immediately for demon-inspection and cryogenic freezing as an emergency hold-over until you can forcibly marry your son off to satiable wife who can have the defrosted sample tenderly injected with a turkey baster. This is what a neighbor recommended and by example, had it done for Mildrew. The process has sharply discouraged masturbatory habits henceforth.