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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 12-22-2013, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The-Bucket View Post
Hello there. I am an asexual. I feel right at home among the trolls here, so I must say... "Come at me, bro!"
Son, you're confused. This "Come at me, bro" phrase was created by the homosexual troupes that wander the streets of New York City. It's a call for a gang-rape-off. If you, a self-proclaimed hater of intimacy and love, are inviting a gang of professional homosexual rapists to attack and molest you, why would you do so here? We strive to love the sinner in a Platonic way, not through any penile projection.

This kind of confusion comes from a lack of Christ. There is, however, an antidote to this confusion. It is the wisdom of God, gained only through accepting Christ in your heart. Consider how valuable this wisdom is:

Happy is the man that findeth wisdom, and the man that getteth understanding.
For the merchandise of it is better than the merchandise of silver, and the gain thereof than fine gold.
She is more precious than rubies: and all the things thou canst desire are not to be compared unto her.
Length of days is in her right hand; and in her left hand riches and honour.
Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace.
She is a tree of life to them that lay hold upon her: and happy is every one that retaineth her.
Proverbs 3:13-18


Please note that the "she" referred to her is wisdom. I know it means nothing to you when presented as a lady, seeing how you are secretly attracted to the male member of your hopeless brothers in arms, but just let that part go for now. It will make sense after you have faith. In fact, everything makes sense only after you have faith.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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