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Default Kids Say the Darndest Things - 05-07-2019, 10:29 AM

At my Mom's church last Sunday, they had all the kids up the front for "children's time" and the pastor was explaining how tithing was an act of worship.

At the end, the pastor said, "So when we collect the offering, it's a form of . . . ?"

And one girl called out, "Stealing!"

I had to chuckle to myself when she told me this. Kids say the darndest things when they're in that phase before they've had their thinking fully corrected by the rod (Prov 22:15) and Biblical instruction (Deut 6:6-9).

Anyone else got other examples?


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