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Angry 19 signs your kid is into Black Metal: - 05-30-2012, 04:57 PM

19 signs your kid is into Black Metal:


  1. Has more fun listening to his music backwards than forward.
  2. Now he only wears black clothes or heavy metal t-shirts.
  3. Kid won't make his bed or clean his room.
  4. Talks back to parents.
  5. Won't take out the trash.
  6. Thinks Tom Sawyer lives in the future and drives a red sports car.
  7. Won't do his homework.
  8. Only wants to eat meat and won't eat his vegetables.
  9. Constantly using a sharpie to mark an x on the top of each hand.
  10. Keeps begging you to buy him ANOTHER Metallica album.
  11. Thinks some trashy rockers like Venom or Raven are the best.
  12. Always wears a trenchcoat, even in summer.
  13. Won't tie shoes or even put shoelaces into shoes.
  14. Cutting band names like SLAYER into his arm.
  15. Claims to be an atheist despite hoarding records and posters with photos of goats, pentagrams, and even Satan!
  16. Wants his first car to be some kind of van halen even though there is no where to park it.
  17. Keeps talking about how great going to gwar would be, but doesn't want to join the army.
  18. Wants to learn how to tie a slipknot but has no interest in sailing.
  19. Thinks King Diamond is the king of Norway.


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