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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Many Christians hold the false belief that, when God Raptures us, we will take our dogs with us. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city. For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie. Revelation 22:14-15
Rather than pay for this service, I recommend simply finding a family of sorcerors or whoremongers or murderers or idolators (any Catholic will do) or liars and arranging with them to take care of your pets post Rapture. You can find these people either using Craigslist or by placing a classified ad in the Jewish news.
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Whenever I'm going about town, I say something nice about people's dogs. "Beautiful dog you've got there. I bet he's smart." A Mayor does that, part of the job.
Privately I'm questioning the commitment of the dog owner to Jesus and Landover Baptist. Pet food, veterinary bills and grooming all take money we in the church could put to better use. Pastor Zeke's new airplane, his constant travel and ever-increasing Pastor's salary all would be helped by leaving that dog at a shelter.