We should not be joking about biblical salvation.
How To Be Simply Saved.
1. The bad News. We are sinners. (Romans 3:23.) We deserve to be punished in hell for our sins.
2. The Good News. Jesus Christ who is God's Son died on the cross for your sins. He was buried & rose again to give you eternal life in heaven as a free gift.(1 Corinthians 15:3-4. Romans 6:23.)
3. How am I saved? Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved. (Acts 16:31.) Faith alone in Christ alone.
4. Once saved, always saved. Jesus said in John 6:47. Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life.
Do you believe you are saved by grace & promised heaven because Jesus died for you? Yes__ No__.
Satan loves false plans of salvation.