Re: Year End Thread and predictions for 2020 -
01-05-2020, 07:04 AM
1. Donald Trump signs Executive Order that he can remain as President as long as he wishes.
2. This results in suicides all across the Democratic Party, making America great again.
3. Richard Roberts (son of the late Oral) comes out as a flaming fag drunkard and starts his own LGBTQ college. Roberts becomes a paraplegic when he slams his car into the prayer tower after binge drinking Jager shots with Anderson Cooper.
4. America converts Iraq and Iran into Christian nations. Islam fades away into the hell from whence it emerged and is never spoken of again.
5. Huge 20.5 magnitude earthquake hits Chile. Ocean swallows entire Sud American continente.
6. Tsunamis from the quake cause Africa to drift over and attach itself to Mexico, making slavery a lucrative business again since no boat is required. On the negative side, Africa becomes hugely Hispanic because Mexicans are tired of the poor treatment the USA gave them. Civil war erupts.
7. Jesus returns October 5th at 10 am, makes Pastor Ezekiel King of the Western world. Peace ensues.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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