Re: Note to old people: GET A LIFE! -
06-19-2011, 08:27 PM
I heard of this wonderful drug for old people, it is like a fountain of youth I think. It is called 'Youth in Asia'. As I understand it, all complaining ceases after just one shot, can you imagine, one shot and a quiet blissful home. Reminds me of my first wife.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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