I am half-shocked and half-appalled by this
half-scandal, so I will be half-voting against Donald trump, by not voting for him or his opponent. I might even fully vote against him, by voting for Hillary, if he does something serious like groping a man or one of my close blood relatives.
No, I'm not doing this because I believe that women shouldn't be groped. I'm doing this because white husbands should not see their wives and daughters being groped. If he had been raping widows and orphans, it would have been different. Just ask the other Republicans who are half-voting against Trump:
Mitch McConnell:
“As the father of three daughters, I strongly believe that Trump needs to apologize..."
Jeb Bush:
As the grandfather of two precious girls, I find that no apology can excuse away Donald Trump's reprehensible comments degrading women.
Mitt Romney:
Hitting on married women? Condoning assault? Such vile degradations demean our wives and daughters and corrupt America's face to the world.
Rep. Joe Heck:
“My wife, my daughters, my mom, my sister...deserve better."...he said, to scattered boos
See, you can't accuse us of being softie bleedinghearts. Yes, we do have empathy, but don't worry, it doesn't go beyond immediate blood relatives. Once you're talking about second cousins we're as cold as any sociopath.