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Originally Posted by Social Construct
With the astounding amount of vomit flying around in this election (almost like someone has a fetish for it) all thoughts are on healthcare.
I introduce my universal healthcare plan: we will all identify as fertilized eggs, forcing the GOP to care about us. Politicians who fail to save our precious zygote lives will be jailed - by republican laws, not mine.
No, don't thank me, thank Republican lawmakers. |
I have to admit - that is actually quite a good plan!
My healthcare plan mainly involves my dashing looks and my gorgeous smile. Have you seen my teeth? Everyone will look as good as I do if you elect me!
But: no, I'm not gay (at least not at the moment), so I guess I'll have to stop groping, did I say groping? I meant grabbing, Butt-man's superdelegates...
