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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
My titanium tither parking spot is available as I will be reducing my tithe until Crouch Blvd. is repaired and my satellite dish is once again operational. My reserved seat has already been donated to one of the poor in exchange for a seat on the bleachers, which is where you'll find me when I next attend services.
This spot is located very close to the Elevator of Gold and has a view of the Fountain of Grace and Mercy, with its exquisite gardens. Of course, this entire area is heated, so no worries about snow or ice during our bitter winter season. There is an optional carport included which I have never personally used. (Sister Etheldreda - you'll need to move your Moped when this sells)
I am seeking $10.00 so that even the most unfortunate can afford it. I will donate that ten dollars to a charity of my choice.
Praise God forever and in all ways,
NRL
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My most beloved Sister in God, this is so thoughtful of you! I wonder what Jesus will say, however, about you "selling" something that does not belong to you - your permit to park in that spot has expired immediately after you reduced your tithing.
Since you aren't a Titanium Tither anymore, and thus you have no right to park in the Titanium Tither parking spot, Jesus advised me to call the towing company. That old clunker of yours is being towed away as we speak. I'm not sure if you will be able to recover it, I think they're taking it directly to the dump.
You are in my prayers, beloved Sister. Now and always.
