I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We were supposed to do diplomacy and form an alliance and stuff like in that fisting meme, but instead we're going to end up arguing over who won the election of 2016.
Remember how we were playing chess, and I killed your king, and you said that you'd actually won because you killed more pieces overall? And then you changed the subject by speculating on which "approach" would work best on my queen, who is married and dead by the way, so that's gross.
Anyway, the election is like that. (The chess game I mean, not royal-corpse seduction.)
By the way, "Stop and shock" is OBVIOUSLY the only approach that could pick her up, she's royalty, anything else won't get her attention.
Note: the fisting meme, perfect for today's weather:
Oh, even more appropriate for this situation: