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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
Support agriculture and significantly invest in R&D as a powerful solution to climate change, including through soil carbon sequestration
Putting climate-changing gasses into the ground? So every time we feel a fart coming on, we're supposed to sit on a chipmunk hole, line it up with out butthole, and send the fart back to hell?
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Brother Jeb, there's another word for that: fracking. It's good for the economy and good for America. It's about the only point in his agenda that is even slightly moral.
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
Support satellite hubs for colleges
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The only "hub" they'll be supporting for college students is PornHub. They have a special segregated section called "Pornhub Gay" (or so I'm told) and clearly the plan is to integrate this into the main site to turn 100% of college students bisexual (instead of roughly 80% or so).
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
Upgrade our most essential public safety network—our 911 system
We already have our own 911 system - it's called " having a stockpile of 900 bullets and 11 guns". By the way, our most essential public safety network is our prayer warriors, not anything material.
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Buttjig's plan is to take all of our guns away and give them to liberal law enforcement officers, who will then be able to launch large-scale attacks on Christian communities. He's clearly taking a page out of Janet Reno's playbook, and if he wins the election, we can expect a thousand more Wacos.