Re: ATTENTION HEATHENS: A well wiped butt will not get you into Heaven -
03-16-2020, 01:26 AM
I am proud that I have never used toilet paper in my entire life. The Bible never mentions it so clearly Jesus didn't use it and neither will I.
The, unrelated, severe pain in my behind when I use the toilet is no doubt a sign from God that suffering is the path to Heaven.
Psalm 119:50
This is my comfort in my affliction: for thy word hath quickened me.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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