I don't really do workout. Its profits, while apparently True™, are relatively
minor.
1 Timothy 4:8
For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.
Until a few years ago my excercise consisted of the monthly
excruciating sessions of
marital duties with my wife. Now as she is well and permanently menopausal, it's been a
relief to allocate those hours to the
static workout of standing in the corner distrubuting Chick tracts and other nice paraphernalia. During those sessions I listen to the
sweetest music available - the True™ voice of
Jesus Christ!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer