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Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast
Hello, Social Construct, and welcome to the forum. I'd also like to wish you a belated happy New Current Year as well. Just so you know, I currently identify as a ball of lint. You may refer to me as Dx Pendergast or by my pronous:
Nominative: lint
Accusative: linton
Genitive: lints
Dative: lintom
Ablative: lintow
Lative: linty
Locative: linter
Reflexive: lintself
I also insist on having my own personal verb endings in agreement with my pronouns. The third person present singular suffix -s is replaced with -nt for verbs ending in a vowel and -int for verbs ending in a consonant. For example, he sees becomes lint seent, and he kicks becomes lint kickint. This holds even for defective auxiliary verbs (willint, oughtint, cannint, etc.). And, of course, the verb to be is irregular: int (present tense) and waint (past tense).
I reserve the right to add more case or verb endings at any time, or to identify as something else entirely and change the whole lot. Failure to use my made-up pronouns, which can change on a whim, will result in you being doxxed as lintphobe.
In the OP you quoted some Bible verses. Here are a couple of my favourites.
2 Chron 9:13-14, 22
13 Now the weight of gold that came to Solomon in one year was six hundred and threescore and six talents of gold;
14 Beside that which chapmen and merchants brought. And all the kings of Arabia and governors of the country brought gold and silver to Solomon.
[. . .]
22 And king Solomon passed all the kings of the earth in riches and wisdom.
(It's good to know that in its heyday, Israel had its own Trump.)
2 Thes 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
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Dearest Brother Pim,
I highly appreciate this choice of lints. I surmise that it is derived from "lintel" - one of the ways to
smite secularists and
sinners, such as this Socialist Construction.
Exodus 12:23
For the LORD will pass through to smite the Egyptians; and when he seeth the blood upon the lintel, and on the two side posts, the LORD will pass over the door, and will not suffer the destroyer to come in unto your houses to smite you.
This also emphasizes lints uniqueness as one of
God's Chosen. When
Jesus came linty and chose to reside linter, He gave lintom the wonderful gift of
Eternal Life that will persist forever and never exit lintow. And now, seeing linton chastise this poor but ultimately
doomed individual, lint cannint congratulate lintself of yet another soul won for
Jesus.
However, if lint willint not mind, I'd like to suggest some
additional cases.
- Vocative. We need that: "Linto".
- Instrumental. Lint int a tool of Jesus. We need that: "Lintach" (pronounced as the 'ach' in the German Germanic.
- What about changing the nominative-accusative system into ergative-absolutive? "lint" vs. "lintak", for instance?
Please, comint over any time and we can discuss the current state of sodomy over a glass of
wine. Anytime lint cannit spare a few moments.
Lints in Christ,
Elmer
