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Default Re: My wife stopped doing her duties!? - 01-06-2020, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
I hired a Joo lawyer to divorce my wife as she hasn't cleaned for almost a year now. My new mail-order wife from https://www.christianwifefinder.com will arrive next week. I hope she is good at cleaning as it is a huge mess here.
Oh, my heavenly stars, dear Brother Cranky! You poor, poor man, you. My heart breaks to hear of what you've been through this past year or so. I can't imagine what it was like for you living in such a slovenly state, especially when doing so goes against the Will of the .

Luke 12:40 "Be ye therefore ready also: for the Son of man cometh at an hour when ye think not."

I Timothy 3:5 "(For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?)"

I mean, can you imagine if the blessed Rapture were to have happened, and your house was not in order? I'm sure the good
would not hold that against you, but I know how embarrassing it could have been for you, what with newspapers tossed onto piles of unmentionables that needed laundering, and what-have-you.

Better luck next time, Dear, and I do so hope that your new wife will keep everything "spic and span".

A blessed evening to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.





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