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Originally Posted by 411This911
You are the only one here to (I assume) read my post, and I thank you for it.
If 90% of the people here were like you, I wouldn't have not 1 ioda of a problem. But actually, I don't see how I'd have to sit on Satan's lap That's a bit harsh. Why can't I like, I don't know, sit on his knee maybe? A lap is a bit close to the ding-a-ling... Anyway, thank you sir, and have a wonderful evening.
P.S. There is no sarcasm in this statement, just so you know.
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Friend, I have no idea what an 'ioda' is but no doubt it has something to do with sexual perversion. Sorry, not interested. Nor am I (or any other True Christian™) interested in your 'ding-a-ling'.
I'd like to know whay you want to masturbate to a game insted of impregnate your wife or the girl you raped. Do you hate Jersus that much to feel compelled to have Him watch you spray your seed all over your parents house?
You know, masturbation is the same thing as abortion which is the murder of tiny innocent babies. If you are quiet, you can hear them screaming. Every sperm is sacred and great.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.