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Jesus Re: Mormons Invade Bay Ridge - 07-12-2019, 02:03 AM
Dearest Darling Great Granny Sister White:


If those mean, icky poo Mormons bother you again, please call and I'll be in Buffalo in moments to run them away from your property. Are they handsome young men?


To think of you there with their sultry eyes and fast hands just burns my britches. I can feel the fire in them now. Were they tall and dark? Short and stocky?


But it doesn't matter. If my Great Granny is in need, size doesn't matter to me. I'll take whatever comes. They won't soon forget that I took them down. They'll be talking about it in Salt Lake City when I'm done with them. In the meantime, if I buy the ingredients, will you make me a strawberry rhubarb cheesecake and a Dutch apple pie? You could send them by Fed Ex. Tonight, if possible.


It's the least you can do for my protective services. And a monetary donation to assist my ministry is always appreciated. You know how much I love you, Granny-wanny sweetie weetie Isabella-wella.


In Christ,
BrotherLarry

Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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