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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Queen Carlotta la Cockatrice is a performer at the homer establishment where I minister almost nightly. During one of her particularly lewd acts, she screams at a young fellow bound in chains on the floor:
"I want to tap dance on your tongue in stiletto heels!" He writhes in anticipation of this, as if it were a good thing.
Please pray for Carlotta (real name Gordon Jones), that she will accept the Lord Jesus and stop ruining young mens' ability to speak clearly.
In Jesus' Name!
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Oh, my goodness, Darling Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! Isn't it just awful about the level of debauchery that some people stoop to? I pray that you are cloaked with the precious
of the
when you're ministering to those wicked homersexualistic reprobate sinners. And I just hope that they don't make any insulting comments about your
-sent ministry at that den of iniquity.
Queen Carlotta? Where have I heard that name before? Oh, I remember now. One of the Cathyolick homers down the street showed me something on his tablet contraption when he came around canvassing for money for a trip to his church summer camp (which saw no donations from me!) Anyway, is this the same Queen Carlotta that you're dealing with? If so, I shall remember you with more fervent prayer, you dear, darling, heavenly boy.
A blessed day to you, Sweet Brother Larry,
Lovingly, Granny Isabella