Some of us have been discussing a dress code for Landover Baptist baptisms. We have noted a pattern of using baptism as a time to attract the opposite sex. Certainly John the Baptist did not have this in mind.
Let's start with women. Some new members have worn tops that show too much cleavage and have forgotten their bras. Needless to say, this is not OK at Landover Baptist.
And, men have been a problem too. A few men have worn pants that when wet display prominently their private parts. Men, find that athletic support to hold your treasures.
Landover Baptist uses the Raccoon River for our ceremonies. Below is a Christian-lite baptism using a tank. You can see the young woman was scantly dressed and would be parading around trying to attract men right after the ceremony.
