A few new signs of the endtimes are upon us.
Alex Jones is on to something:
Hyperbole, you say? Well, the chemicals have gone downstream, and now the fishes are turning into transexuals:
Also, I'm hearing about Longcat sightings, but am still skeptical. LongBird sightings, on the other hand, are now verified by photographic evidence:
I'm not sure what category to put these new items in, but a rough napkin-calculation says the new End Of The World Date is Wednesday February 28th at 11:34-ish.