Quote:
Originally Posted by James Hutchins
I suggest shooting it. The smell will go away after a week or so and not return.
Cats are Satans pet.
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Brother Hutchins,
Naturally, a woman would not have properly evaluated all options.
I will ask Father to go shoot it.
No, on the other hand, I better do it myself - he might think I meant to shoot the neighbor instead. And this works out much better anyway - since now she can save the $200,000 that I am sure Pastor Ezekiel doesn't need. Bessie can use it for her retirement. Praise Jesus for the knowledge of True Christian ™ men. I would have been on my knees all day instead of cooking and helping Mother clean.
In humility,
NRL
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