Ever seen piles of concrete piping just sitting there?
I've always thought by letting the homeless have those, we won't need a welfare state.
Put 'em on top of hills, so if they get ungrateful and uppity, it's easy to roll them away.
On the other hand, you'll still be able to see them. Why not put the pipes underground? And to make the pipes useful we could
Oh wait, I think I just invented socialized sewers. That's how Lenin got started. Never mind.