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flag Trump-Putin Summit in Helsinki: AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN! - 07-17-2018, 06:18 AM

Praise Jesus! I did it. We had only a few hours to prepare the agenda for the Donald-Vlad Summit and I did it! During the Demoncrat era it could take months to prepare for a summit but we did it in the blink of an eye! Ha! Here are the greatest moments and results of our trip to godless Europe. It's a nasty little place.

First we met with the uppity female Prime Minister of England, Teresa May. Jesus instructed the Donald to show this woman her place and oh boy, did he! Well yes, he did!



Here we are going to the discussions. The Donald told Teresa to stop the useless Brexit talks and just sue them. Thereafter, the UK can become our vassal state as it should be.
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Revealing it for the first time, May said: “He told me I should sue the EU.” After being prompted by a surprised Marr, May repeated: “Sue the EU, not go into negotiations with them, sue them.”
Then we met the Queen. She's old, you know, must be close to one hundred or so. Is that possible without a pact with the devil, dunno. Anyway, Donald followed the royal protocol closely.
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No one walks in front of the Queen. It’s just common sense and, actually, royal protocol. But Donald Trump clearly DGAF as he was seen walking directly in front of her as they inspected the guard at Windsor Castle.
(DGAF means Did God A Favor) Of course the Godless Brits did not get that an emperor comes first and a mere queen second. I was keeping close eye on Donnie in case of attacks. Of course I successfully prevented any violence against my protegé.



On to Scotland. A nasty useless place. I have no pics of me from there because I was busy inspecting the Scottish guard for proper kilt attire. Some huge experiences there. But the Donald was busy making us great again. He listed our greatest enemies.
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“Well, I think we have a lot of foes,” Trump told CBS News at his Turnberry golf resort in Scotland. “I think the European Union is a foe, what they do to us in trade. Now you wouldn’t think of the European Union but they’re a foe.”

Trump insisted: “EU is very difficult. I respect the leaders of those countries. But – in a trade sense, they’ve really taken advantage of us.”
Our foes:
  1. The allies who constantly take advantage of us.
  2. The EU.
  3. China.
  4. Russia until yesterday. No longer.
Then we went to Hellsinki. It's the capital of Sweden or Switzerland or something. A nasty little shantytown. One of the shithole countries. Here you can see the Donald disembarking. The local photographers are useless and half of my face is hidden.



We met with the local president King Carl Gustaf and his wife Sylvia or Silvia or whatever. Nasty little people and they belong to Putin's sphere of influence anyway. On to negotiations with Vlad. Always hilarious, a real show-stopper but still a strong and manly impaler. I instantly related to him.



I had to stand guard during the talks. The Donald followed my (and Jesus') agenda closely.



You all have seen the press conference that made America great again. Four hours before that conference the US-Russia relations had hit rock bottom and it was the fault of the Domoncrats, the FBI, the House of Representatives, the CIA etc. Here's the pivotal tweet by us!





And we reached an agreement! Praise Jesus!



The press conference. Such a triumph! Again Donnie followed our script meticulously. The main issue was the rigged witch hunt. Based on hearsay, the anti-Americans are accusing Putin for rigging our election, the election that was the fairest evah as it resulted in the election of the Donald.



But the Donald was steadfast as we had agreed with Vlad. We trust Mr. Putin more than those institutions that try to impeach Donnie.
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Asked if he believed US intelligence agencies, which concluded that Russia interfered in the 2016 election to help him defeat Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton, Mr Trump said he was not convinced."I don't see any reason why it would be [Russia]," Mr Trump said."President Putin was extremely strong and powerful in his denial today."
Yay! Mr. Putin is the eyewitness we need. And he promised to questions those accused if they're sent back to Russia. We skipped the peripheral issues of Syria (a nasty little place) and Crimea, the home of criminals, I suppose (nastier and even smaller). A great summit (except of having to fly Air Force one and not my OWN JET!). We'll keep up the good work to fulfill the prophecy that is all about the Donald.
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Revelation 18:8
Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire: for strong is the Lord God who judgeth her.
Revelation 18:8
Ha!

Don't forget the extra tithes. YIC etc.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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