Verily, the
strange and
anatomically confusing short extension on the forehead of this
self-sodomite was intriguing.
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
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Our
beloved Sister Mitza offered one plausible explanation, that of
horns.
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Am I correct in thinking that abominator actually has horns?
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This was, obviously, the
conclusion of choice until a few days ago, and it had a solid
Biblical basis:
Daniel 7:7
After this I saw in the night visions, and behold a fourth beast, dreadful and terrible, and strong exceedingly; and it had great iron teeth: it devoured and brake in pieces, and stamped the residue with the feet of it: and it was diverse from all the beasts that were before it; and it had ten horns.
Now, another advance in
Creation Science has unraveled this
mystery!
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Archeologists are once again uncovering evidence of the wrath of Jesus against the Sodomites who would cover the Earth with a plague of sin. A recent study suggests that when Mount Vesuvius erupted, the explosion caused such extreme heat that victims' skulls exploded, their blood boiled and their muscles, flesh and brains were replaced with ash, a fittingly Biblical end.
Just goes to show you, Jesus will not be mocked. He will have the last word!
Glory!
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It is now obvious that the
horn-like protuberance on this pervert's forehead is actually the moment of
explosion frozen and
fossilized in time to
warn our generation of the perils of self-abuse. It is well-known that
a rigorous session of masturbation can make a person feel
as if his or her head exploded. Now we know that it actually
does explode. Masturbation is dangerous, boys and girls. It causes
volcanism and skull damage.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer