You know, I just can't turn my back on Rudy. He's all about loyalty, so I guess I have to be loyal to him.
And look at how direct he is with answering questions:
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During a town hall meeting in Exeter, a young questioner asked the former New York mayor about his plan to protect Earth.
"If (there's) something living on another planet and it's bad and it comes over here, what would you do?" the boy asked.
Giuliani, grin on his face, said it was the first time he's been asked about an intergalactic attack.
"Of all the things that can happen in this world, we'll be prepared for that, yes we will. We'll be prepared for anything that happens," said Giuliani, who spent the day campaigning in the key early voting state.
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He directly answered this question with his brilliant master plan: be prepared for absolutely anything.
Be ready for space bees, be ready for space dogs, be ready for space dogs-with-bees-in-their-mouths-and-when-they-bark-they-shoot-bees-at-you: be prepared for anything!
Tip for investors: buy stocks in factories that produce tinfoil hats, salt-launchers (we have to be prepared for slug-aliens) giant flyswatters, and so on. For all you liberals who whined about Reagan spending your tax money on "Star Wars", you ain't seen nothin' yet!
Plus, the fact that he calls anything from another planet "
intergalactic" shows he isn't in bed with the liberal-bias scientists who believe that "planets" and "galaxies" are different things. Eggheads.