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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Instead of buying the Catholics, why not buy the Scientologists? It's bound to be cheaper and as a bonus all their buildings are completely empty so a lot more space for you guys I mean us to fill with new members. yay recruitment.
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Oh, are you sure that that's a good idea, dear Brother Dr. Toole? Please pardon me for questioning the judgment of such a fine man as yourself, but I've seen their "church", and it's not something that I think anybody would want. When I used to visit my sister (Agatha) during her time in Toronto, Canada (yes, Canada -- that land of LIE-beralism and its homersexualistic-loving Prime Minister), we passed the "Church" of Scientology in the downtown area. What an eyesore! I'm surprised that the City hasn't ripped it down as it's in such a sorry state of disrepair. One wonders when some bleeding-heart environmentalists will sue the church for aesthetic damages to the environment! You'll see what I mean in the attached photo -- notice those taped-up windows!
A blessed day to you, dear Brother,
Sincerely, Isabella W.