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Default Re: Advice Brothers and Sisters - 09-26-2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
(knows of a group of homer lovin', sin partakin' motley group that collects for they're cause...btw I need to print off some flyers and replace theirs all over town with the word of our Saviour) I know that I shouldant think of it, but their monies would be put better to use (after a thourough cleansing) in our Saviours name. I know our Lord does not condone trickerey and deceevin' ways, but would I be all that bad if came across these greenbacks somehow?
Son, the Bible says Do Not Steal, but it also says give to God that which is God's. If some homers or FALSE CHRISTIANS are stealing JESUS' money there is nothing wrong in getting it back for Him. In years past, when mormons used to patrol the neighborhoods, they were always good for at least a $20 donation apiece, but now they carry only debit cards and a couple of dollars in change.


Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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