I decided to research some famous Russian immigrants. "
wretched refuse" doesn't even begin to describe them:
Noisemakers:
Irving Berlin considered one of the greatest songwriters in American history (
which means he's influential, which means auto-tune is his fault.)
George Gershwin composer, Rhapsody in Blue
Leon Theremin inventor of the Theremin. It's not a musical instrument, it's witchcraft:
Okay, they have a composer or two. But can any of them compare to the all-American patriot who composed this ditty about America's glorious victory in the war of 1812?
Scribblers:
Isaac Asimov, wrote 500 books because he really hated trees.
Did anyone even watch Foundation? I heard the special effects looked really fake. Everyone would have been better off if he had stayed at home and settled for lighting forest fires.
Joseph Brodsky Nobel Prize in Literature 1987 (
they just give those awards to people who write about kids with dogs that die. Anybody can write that.)
Simon Kuznets, 1971 Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences (
everybody was on drugs in 1971, doesn't count.)
Producers of cultural degeneracy:
Jacob W. Davis inventor of Jeans (
worn by sluts).
Alexey Pajitnov inventor of Tetris, the most successful video game of all time.
Video games are evil!
Igor Sikorsky something about the "
helicopter", a move used by male strippers
Sergey Brin co-founder of Google.
Google is evil!