Re: Why are veterans such a bunch of no-good drunks? -
03-01-2008, 12:23 AM
This is Mr. Joseph Whitford here. Normally I let my wife do her witnessing here because it keeps her out of my hair while I go over the books with Bernard, but I heard about this frosted gal and I just had to say something while I've got Mrs. Whitford scrubbing our bathroom floor with a toothbrush.
Frosted, sweetheart, it seems to me like you're trying to promote communism here. Our boys are doing a fabulous job in the Middle East, but they are fighting for the AMERICAN way of life, not the Cuban or Chinese! If we're going to honor their service, the last thing they'd want is a redistribution of wealth so that the hard workers workers of this mighty nation are forced to support the lazy, whether they're illegals, Nigras, or the occasional whining legless cripple!
I'm going to pray for your soul, darling, and I hope you get right with God. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go check on the wife's progress with that floor.
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