I had in mind something like a bookstore in Trump Tower where all of
Trump's collected works would be sold, as well as DVD box sets of
The Apprentice and MAGA hats, shirts, posters, pennants, bobbleheads, coffee mugs, action figures, snowglobes, etc. Wall-mounted TVs would display a constant stream of his finest moments (the ride down the escalator, mocking that retarded journalist, the walk across the street, and so on) and you, too, could get your picture taken with a cardboard cutout of the man himself. All of the proceeds will go to the Donald Trump Legal Defense Fund and 2024 Reelection Campaign.