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Default Re: Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19? - 10-13-2020, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
I got kissed by Donald Trump!!!

As we all know Donald Trump is about keeping promises and he kept his "I'll kiss the guys and the beautiful women and the -- everybody. I'll just give everybody a big, fat kiss" promise with me! It was not gay at all. A real wet and manly kiss on the lips!

That is a great idea! I have an old friend, whose horrible children put him there, I can visit. His children don't even bother to visit lately, it's really awful. I'll comfort my friend by assuring him his children will all burn in Hell for all eternity! It's partly his fault though because he didn't hit his children enough. (Proverbs 23:13-14)

I an certain I will be blessed with Covid-19 real soon now!
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