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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 05-18-2008, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LyingDingDong View Post
What about your arrival? Do you not fear the wrath of the devil?
And here you expose your own lack of ability to reason (and spell): if women had no soul, yet were True Christians, what power would Satan have over them? None!

God never intended that Satan should ever have an easy time. Thus, the only reasonable conclusion to a woman’s trip on the down-elevator would be that women have a God Given Duty to descend to the Netherworld to torment Satan, by mentioning that the garage needs tidying or the garden seeing to,
or telling him to
  • “Clean up the place!” or
  • “Look at that mess” or
  • “Stop staring at the TV!” or
  • standing in front of said TV just when the touchdown is about to be scored or
  • insisting he goes shopping for shoes with them or
  • Pointing out that he has put on weight or
  • Insisting on repeating things like how they have a headache and never listening to the answers or
  • making disparaging comments about the size of his tallywhacker or
  • just talking and talking.
  • Etc.

For information, I voted yes for 1/350 but I keep an open mind… unlike some Unsaved Trash…





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Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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