Re: Landover Truth and Light - Free! -
01-23-2018, 12:19 PM
To the Editor
Landover Truth and Light
Freehold, Iowa
Dear Editor and Sister Mitza:
I didn't mean the articles were a year old; I meant that some of the events mentioned in them took place years ago. Perhaps it would be more transparent of you to list the age at which the events occurred. One could then use simple mathematics (approved by Creation Scientists) to "age" Pastor Flint as one "ages" archaeological finds. (Maybe the ages would be similar; ROFLMAO)
I should like to publicly remind the pastor that I cannot be ready in an instant to perform his dirty jobs since I have not yet been granted residence to the fair city of Freehold. If the Church wishes to reimburse my travel, I am willing to supervise such an operation as a well built, intelligent, honest, handsome and strong certified equine gnathologist and future Ph.D. in Creation Science. The LORD GOD hath spoken in mine ear of my worth to His Kingdom, and no amount of covfefe will take that away.
With all due respect - just the right amount, I remain
Your loving and prayerful friend in Christ,
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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