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Halo Tips and tricks to avoid confusing sex-robots with angels? - 01-08-2019, 10:23 PM

JAKARTA, Indonesia – A small village in Indonesia was excited after what they believed to be an angel from heaven was found on a beach at Bangaii regency – only to find out the human-like figure they fussed about was a sex toy.

The life-sized inflatable sex doll was found by a 21-year-old fisherman on March 12, 3 days after the solar eclipse that engulfed Indonesia. For many in the world's most populous Muslim-majority country, the solar eclipse was viewed as a spiritual experience, and large numbers flocked to mosques to say special prayers.

Thinking it was an angel, the fisherman took the doll home to his village where it was taken care of like a real human being.
A perfectly honest mistake, and one that will get more common now that sex robots are becoming more and more realistic.

Hmmm...I don't see any halo, but aren't halos optional anyway?

We will need to consult scripture to find out what subtle cues can be used to tell the difference. Off the top of my head, I know that the people of Sodom also confused angels and sex toys, though they did it backwards (both figuratively and literally :barf: )


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