Amen Brother Hatchet! Once again you are on the forefront of bringing these abdominal abominations to our attention.
I have been repeatedly shocked at the late night fare on television and cable lately as the channels have given themselves over to a barrage of infomercials that hawk no end of scantily clad persons on devices that specialize in pelvic thrusting movements.
Oh sure, they bill themselves as "healthy" and "exercise", but we all know that all that excess thrusting is not necessary for procreation and bringing forth additional soldiers for Christ. "Ab Lounger" is nothing more than a euphemism for wanton fornication.