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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
You've gone to great lengths to please God by making His more creative recipes. However, I feel that you're setting a poor example for your boys, cooking in the kitchen like some fag. Why didn't you just have your wife bake this?
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
You missed the point, dear - you were supposed to bake it in human dung fueled fire, not petrified raccoon droppings one.
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I did notice that detail actually, and I'm unsure why I didn't exercise it when I was so minuet over everything else. It was sort of a spur of the moment idea and to collect my sons' doodies over a span of time in preparation didn't happen. I know the Lord is generally inflexible with these deviations from His Word, though I was hinted that technically I could have gotten away with any old convection oven.
And then there's this;
Ezekiel 4:14 -15 14 Then said I, Ah Lord God! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth. 15 Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee …
It would seem even Ezekiel did not ultimately dine on God's proposed turd cuisine.