[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Brother Larry, the matter of horses brings up something else involving our Christian life here in Freehold. It is whether you plan on treating these horses with respect, and liberals are wont to do, or disrespect as we Christians are required to do by our Bible.

Christianity was hit with a low blow by the book and movie, The Horse Whisperer.

The Bible teaches us that we humans are the masters of all that is around us. We dominate the animals.

We learned in the Bible that Jesus loves the bull whip. I wish we had a photograph of the donkey Jesus rode into Jerulsem. It would have had scares and whip marks from Jesus' whip.

The whip was the Christian way of training horses--we were to whip the horse until its spirit was broken. Then it would do as it was told.
Along comes this atheist, The Horse Whisperer, and starts telling people horses have individual personalities and we must learn what the horse wants.

I want some reassurance, Brother Larry, that you will be treating these horses with Christian distain, whips and all. We cannot tolerate horses in Freehold who think they are the masters of man.
http://www.training-horses-naturally...whisperer.html

From the desk of Michael Hezekiah, Esq.
Attorney at Law

Mayor Hold:
Your continued resistance to releasing the keys to my client led me to do further research into the property. Why are documents sealed by the Iowa Supreme Court regarding the prior use of this home? Who is "Faith Machine," and why does his name appear in several investigations related to 1925 Exodus Lane? What is the purpose of the "immediate removal of the "FM van"? I also was surprised to learn of an emergency "DOF/Mayor's Council" session yesterday, changing the zoning of the property from residential to condemned.

I hate to do things like this publicly, sir. However, in the best interests of my client, I am asking the Federal appeals court in your district to overturn the seal and allow complete transparency. We intend to subpoena your honor and other parties of interest. Unless, of course, those keys arrive by secure courier within 24 hours.

My client has advised me he is willing to pay the Pastoral Services Fee, but my advice to him is to hold out on that for now while we learn more.

One more thing: I have tried to reach one Ezekiel Flint, but the person(s) answering his phone continue to tell me he is unavailable or that he will "call in a few moments." No such call has been received. I understand whoever this Flint person is has some authority within your city?

I am sure those keys will be forthcoming.

M. Hezekiah, Attorney at Law
PS: Your last correspondence still has reference to Christ killing. OK. If you MUST continue with this nonsense, I Killed Jesus. There. Is that better? Yep, I crucified that SOB and watched his body hang on quality lumber from the Jerusalem Home Depot. Danced at the foot of his cross. Are you satisfied? Finally?