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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Indeed, brother. First, the Menstrasurance, then the Gaysurance, now this? What with your tuition, your father's medical bills, and your plans to move away from Jew York City, you may be stretching your finances a bit thin. Trust me, I'm a businessman.
Please tell me you didn't actually buy land on Mars, mail order Christ's blood, or give money to that shifty Nigerian coon that was loitering around here a few weeks ago. Is this a cry for help? |
Good and Godly advice there Brother Lukes.
Like all insurance companies, you are faced with premium income from all those policies and you do need to do something with it to avoid being taxed. That means you have to invest it while waiting to see if you might have to pay off some claims in the future. Wise investing could be in any number of sound businesses that hopefully will grow and pay dividends or make money from interest. Making loans is one such investment, but there are many others.