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Default Re: Atheists Try to Sink Another Noah's Ark - 06-07-2021, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
Someone built a nice replica of Noah's Ark. They sailed it around and people came to Jesus by buying tickets to tour it. There are actual animals on board. There was a problem navigating the Ark, it hit a few moored boats. Who cares? Here come the atheists. They persuaded government to declare the Ark unsafe to move.
They just can't help themselves, can they? The idea that the Ark was unseaworthy because it crashed into other boats is hilarious! THERE WEREN'T ANY OTHER BOATS!! Next they insinuate that it was vulnerable to fire and overloading. It would have sunk, especially with so much swirling of water and bumping into mountains and stuff. Honestly, I haven't laughed so much in years! IF IT HAD SUNK WE WOULDN'T BE HERE!!

There'd be no hares, tortoises, frogs, bison, wolves, birds, elephants, cattle, sheep, horses, giraffes, mice, bears, ants, rhinoceroses; no poultry, beef, lamb, pork, burgers, hot dogs, venison, turkey sausages, meat loaves, bacon, salami, haggis; we'd all starve!!!

They really don't think these things through.
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