~ BREAKING NEWS ~ BREAKING NEWS ~ BREAKING NEWS ~
While
there were no celebrities at the inaugural ball - well, except for our Best President Ever, Donald J. Trump (
), who is the Only Star that this country will need from now to eternity - there was another, private, and not publicly announced ceremony at the White House, with some very important stars attending.
At this ceremony, our Fearless Leader met with his key spiritual advisors (Pastor Ezekiel Flint was of course there), as well as some of his major donors and supporters (yes, Landover's own Free Market Fred was there).
Also, Freehold Prodigious Son, the Godliest Voice on earth, beloved icon Roper Crossburn was also there, and he had the honor of performing before the Most Important Man in the world. While cameras were not allowed at this private event, we are happy enough to have a recording:
Praise
!