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Originally Posted by sinnersbedamned
This conversion is ridiculous. Any negroid can be forced to be white. Just look at me.
General rules:
No brown chocolate cereals (cocoa puffs etc.) a strict diet of mini wheats or captain crunch is appropriate.
No cable television, or any reality tv show, or any exposure to the Kardasians WHATSOVER.
Buy them clothes that are too small, not too large. That way nothing will grow oversized and will make them think about working for money and buying their own things.
If you get the child in the bucket with watermelon, dispose of the watermelon immediately. It is highly flammable so it can be burned with some gasoline as a starter, then purchase a whole grain or corn meal and teach the child how to cook food from scratch.
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But how did you denegroefy that swarthy, bulging, grotesquely misproportioned afrocoon phallus? Were you able to pray away the surplus length, or did you have to have it bobbed?