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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
From the desk of Michael Hezekiah, Esq.
Attorney at Law
Mayor Hold:
Your continued resistance to releasing the keys to my client led me to do further research into the property. Why are documents sealed by the Iowa Supreme Court regarding the prior use of this home? Who is "Faith Machine," and why does his name appear in several investigations related to 1925 Exodus Lane? What is the purpose of the "immediate removal of the "FM van"? I also was surprised to learn of an emergency "DOF/Mayor's Council" session yesterday, changing the zoning of the property from residential to condemned.
M. Hezekiah, Attorney at Law
PS: Your last correspondence still has reference to Christ killing. OK. If you MUST continue with this nonsense, I Killed Jesus. There. Is that better? Yep, I crucified that SOB and watched his body hang on quality lumber from the Jerusalem Home Depot. Danced at the foot of his cross. Are you satisfied? Finally?
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Dear Mr. Hezekiah:
I can tell from your letters we are talking to each other across what sociologists call a "cultural divide." You, from the Jewish faith, were brought up in a culture of haggling. To you, there are no hard and fast moral or standards, just what you can negotiate.
We Baptists, on the other hand do things by the book. For example, we know there are dangerous spiritual elements on this property and they must the dealt with. It costs $300,000.
I have pointed out we are a Christian community that expects animals to be treated as lesser and under the club of humans. We need to see evidence of Brother Larry's resolve to whip his horses. And, there are other Christian requirements. We would not want to see women riding Brother Larry's horses in an manner but side saddle and wearing covering dresses.
In the future, please focus on important issues, rather the process for buying surplus property in Freehold.
Johny Joe Hold, Mayor