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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Lulu is the sort of name a man comes up with for a woman, which makes me kind of suspicious about Lulu. I took a walk on the "wild side" once (Chelmsford), after an airport mix-up - would not care to repeat it.
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Ugh... you just reminded me of a terrible incident I had years ago. I was flying across country and the plane had to make several layovers (I go private now). At one of the stops, I went to the men's room to evacuate my bowels.
Sitting, minding my own business, the Song "God Has His Grip on Me" was going through my head. As I was bearing down and grunting, I was tapping my foot to the beat.
The next thing I knew, a man in the stall next to me slid his foot over and was nudging mine. So I asked him "What do you want, a helping hand?" as I was expecting that perhaps he was out of paper.
Well, suddenly the door to the stall burst open and there were FBI (You know they loiter in men's rooms all the time) with guns drawn!
The rest of the days events are a blurr and needless to say, I missed my connecting flight. Jesus did ensure my luggage made it to my desitnation safely.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.