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Default Re: Rapture Condition scale - 03-30-2012, 10:15 PM

Thanks for your support!
I suggest to have it as the good 'ol DEF-CON scale, numbered five (very unlikely) to one (imminent). Color codes are five = green, four = blue, three = yellow, two = orange and one = red.
Godly channels like FOX News should display the current condition as it display stock prices, so people wouldn't miss it.
At Rap-Con two, at least fifty percent of the time should be Rapture related, and Godly guests tell the world how they prepare, and give 11th hour advice how to be ready. We will see Godly Conservative senators spanking their kids, with proper Scripture support.
At Rap-Con one, they will send film teams to Freehold, because this is where the first rapture is going to take place. FOX News will send live feeds from LBC. They will only break when NORAD find flying horses near ozone layer.
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