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Default GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America! - 04-10-2012, 08:44 PM

It took God striking Santorum's daughter Isabella with some vague disease, but Santorum finally got God's message.

GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead AmerCIA!



I hope this means the liberal media will stop their false claims about Romney being a Mormon. Can they even count? He has one wife. ONE! No Mormon has only one wife. Sjeesh, why do liberals always have these retarded journalists.

In the unlikely case Obama hasn't already left the country knowing his attempts to destroy America are doomed, Romney will no doubt crush him during the next elections.

How ROMNEY will save America from the disaster that is Obama:
  • He will protect job creators from all those selfish money grabbing democrats.
  • He will make sure American products are produced in China assuring they are as cheap as possible to even those lazy jobless Americans.
  • He will fix our energy problems by giving all Hummer owners a huge tax break.
  • He will make sure Americans get the healthcare they deserve.
  • He will make sure the world respects America again by invading Iran for, eh, doing whatever they are doing.
  • He will get rid of meddling bureaucrats and nonsensical regulations to make make sure Wall Street gets the space it needs to do what it does best.
  • He will privatize our police force to make it as fair and as balanced as our beloved Fox news.
  • He will deport everyone who isn't a True American™ to wherever they came from.
  • He will make sure our government will stop wasting money on those who are too lazy to work.
  • He will make sure the billion dollars he will spend on his election, is the best money ever spend!
  • He will introduce a fair flat tax of $100.000 a year for each American, to make sure those who are successful are no longer punished for that!
Romney's clear and consistent path will be a blessing to America!

Psalm 40:4 "Blessed is that man that maketh the LORD his trust, and respecteth not the proud, nor such as turn aside to lies."


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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