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TOMATOES: Terrorist Tool to DESTROY God's America!
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Ezekiel Bathfire
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Re: TOMATOES: Terrorist Tool to DESTROY God's America! -
06-21-2012, 11:16 AM
I am surprised that it is even necessary to add this warning. Tomatoes have been banned from the Bathfire house for over 300 years.
Just think of it: your dear wife or daughter will put this hard, round abomination to their innocent lips, press lightly with the teeth and then have an explosion of a slimey goo invade her mouth even to the back of her throat.
I cannot think of a True Christian™ man who would approve of such a thing!
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