[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Tomatoes DO have one very good use, and that is to let them rot in the sun and use them as demos for our children when teaching about Obama's leftist views and how rotting fetus corpses from abortions are casually thrown around in every ER waiting room by black, lazy, fat-butted, gold-toothed nurses hired by Affirmative Action to pass the time in always-sad games of catch. It's like that in every hospital in the country now--except for Freehold--again, thanks to Obama.

Tomatoes are a great object lesson of this sad truth. So don't neglect them totally. Use them to teach your vulnerable children. No one in our church (or even in our remote community) would dare subscribe to Obama-care after seeing and smelling these hideous things.